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Things to do in North East London when you’re dead

Just to stick two fingers up to Adam Smith, through our benevolence rather than self-interest, we’re decided to put our heads together and take this opportunity to lavish praise on some of the area’s little gems just for your enjoyment. We have wandered through Dalston looking for bars, been chased through Hackney at 6am and been accosted in Kings Cross for sex, drugs, loose change and cardigans just so you can avoid the duds and roll straight into the places that will make your futile existence that little bit better and also save your ass from being pinched to the point of bleeding in another Walkabout.

All we ask is that if you see us around that you buy us a Moscow Mule or Old Fashioned for our trouble, we will be the folk propping up the bar damaging the ego of the cocktail barman or dancing like Ronnie Corbett with skates on whilst being suspended in a baby romper.

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