london, transport

Weak…

The sultry voiced vixen who announces the stops on everyone’s least favourite way to travel, la Tube, has been fired for making a few ad-hoc announcements of her own. Emma Clark got fired for putting some pretty damn entertaining spoof announcements on her own blog. My personal favourite?

“Here we are again, crammed into a sweaty tube carriage. And today’s Wednesday – only two more days until you can binge drink yourself into a state of denial about the mediocrity of you life. Oh, for Goodness sake, if you’re female smile at the bloke next to you and make his day. He probably hasn’t had sex for months”

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