Comments(2) If Shoreditch was a 80s Horror movie it’d be Return of the Living Dead. If Shoreditch was a religious icon, it’d be Jesus and if Shoreditch was a sexually transmitted disease, it’d be Syphilis .
Comments(2) From where I’m typing I can see the presents I’ve amassed this year and, to be honest, I’m more excited about the stuff I found rooting around in my parent’s loft than this pile of well-intended wares.
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“Yo Granny, I didn’t want no toy airplane, fool”.
Comments(0) All this talk of the best songs of 2007 made me think how shit it is that Elliott Smith is dead, here’s a cover of Between the Bars by Metric (whoever the hell they are!). This is probably in my top 10 songs ever.
Enjoy and Merry Christmas and wishing you good vibes for the New Year!
Comments(0) The list of number 1s in 2007 reads like a list of those people that would commonly top the “who I’d most like to hit with a hammer” list. People wonder why kids are stupid thesedays - well when a song called “Who I Are” tops the charts, you can see why kids might be a little confused about verb conjugation.
We’ve sat down, had a flirtini in our local boozer and decided on what has had us raving like cracked-up mo fos with shizophrenia outside Dalston train station this year.
“These tunes are so big, we’re going to have to get Gulliver in to play them on this giant turntable”
Comments(0) …we salute you. Possibly my favouritest volley from this years Layer Tennis comps. Jason Gnewikow, I genuflect at the awesomeness that is…
Comments(2) If you read the Daily Mail or anyone else of a ultra-right bent they will tell you that the UK is being overrun by immigrants and that the Thames will overflow with blood if we don’t instantly throw everyone that isn’t called Steve and Sue Smith out of the country.
Comments(0) Time for this week’s rated and retarded, and boy do we have some special school shit going down:
Comments(3) The ideal set breakfast is a very personal choice; living in the east end there’s a smorgasbord of choice, and once you’ve found a cafe that can satisfy then you are full of win. In fact, most places will let you swap out one ingredient for another in the same meta-breakfast category.
Meta-breakfast category? WTF? Lets say there are 3 main categories to a breakfast. And I’m entirely disregarding veggie breakfasts here as they are not in my repertoire. Ever. 3 categories (and an obvious essential), with some example items you may find in the shoreditch area:
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I saw Young Knives many, many moons ago at the Buffalo Bar in Islington and I felt instantly at ease with their vibe; intelligent alternative post-punk revivalists in charity shop clothes. By the time I caught them again at V a couple of years ago, we had both grown older and wiser…unfortunatey only they had grown more famous and popular.
Comments(0) Global Economic power is shifting on a mass-scale, for the developed economies of the World it’s time to (in the words of Ice Cube) “check yo’self before yo’ wreck yo’ self!”…
