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Big in Mexico
Half-baked and half-arsed analysis of our traffic over the last year or so (we’re nearly 1 year old and will be marking the event with a podcast!) has thrown up some interesting findings. Firstly, we get a lot of visitors who are looking for various forms of worship fetishes. If you are one of those people right now, you have failed in your quest for depravity. Within the fetish seekers there is basically everything and somethings so out there that even I didn’t know people got off on them.
Secondly, we have visitors from pretty much all over the World, so props (or the indigenous equivalent of props) to you guys! Within this World population, we seem to be exponentially more popular in one country outside of the UK than all the others. Yes, you guessed it, Mexico.
Mexico hit the news (as reported by the Irregulars!) recently due to the anti-emo riots that were going down over there. Apparently certain facets of non-emo Mexicans think Emos are gay (interestingly a theory held across most of teh internets) and as a consequence of their limited tolerance to said accused bum-foolery, have been bringing the rage to the Mexican Emo population.
We here at the Irregulars don’t condone such emo-flogging, especially considering most of our Mexican readers seem to like the Horrors posts, ergo with a 99% confidence level are emo (as I don’t think scene delineation is as advanced in Mexico).
So our Mexican readership, we salute you. Vive le revolution in skinny jeans, eye-liner and gravity defying hair! The remaining population, what with their occasional wrestling expertise and dalliances with religious fanaticism, will surely submit to your downbeat ways.
To mark being ‘Big in Mexico’, here is Tom Waits’ ‘Big in Japan’…
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Just to get some perspective on those numbers, we’ve have 5,171 unique readers over the last year (!); including about 800 who’ve been to the site more than 100 times. Epic. You people need to get a life.
Great choice of tune, ChairmanMeow.